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What is a pilot's favourite donut

A plane donut

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You get more buck for your bang

2. Why don’t they use cymbals to play tennis?

They make a Terrible Racket!

3. Generous Carpenter

Did you hear about the generous carpenter? He gave his awl.

4. How come Dad never takes your temperature?

Cause there's no such thing as a therdadeter

5. How does a person with itchy butt wake up?

With a smelly hand!

6. What is a kink about Scrabble called?

Wordplay.

7. What’s Trump’s favorite type of music?

Wall-to-wall hits.

8. I don’t believe that cottage cheese should be considered a cheese.

It’s just a curd to me

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